Programmer Jokes

A weekly programming jokes comic. Includes jokes about web developers, web designers and browsers. Visit comic.browserling.com for more jokes!
restaurant  A web developer left a restaurant before ordering because he hated the menus. They were fold-outs and he prefers drop-downs. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) comic-sans  What did Times New Roman say to Comic Sans? - I hate your type! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) grandma  My grandma never got to experience the Internet, not because she's old, but because she used Internet Explorer. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-vegas  Web design is a lot like Vegas. What happens below the fold stays below the fold. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-burgers  How do coders like their burgers?... With chips! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-refresh  How do programmers order for refreshments?... They press F5! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
extra-rome  Two fonts meet in Rome. One asks, "Are you a Roman, too?" "No," the other responds, "but I'm an Italic!" (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-pisa-css  #pisa-tower { font-style: italic; } (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-printer  What did the typographer say to the printer who wouldn't stop talking?... Get to the point! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-vagrant  What did the devops guy say?... Let's run Vagrant in Docker on EC2. It's fast! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-ioi  How do programming champions start their programs?... int result[500000]; (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) bar  While humans have to pay for each drink at the bar, a web browser is able to just open a tab. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
hotel  A web page checked into a hotel. It was given room 404 and was never found since. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) wdywtgt  Internet Explorer does a great job of downloading Chrome. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) java-cafe  The programmer forgot to update Java, so he went to the coffee shop to get a fresh one. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) cookie-monster  Before the Internet, Cookie Monster was the only way to get rid of cookies. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) browser-history  An empty Internet browser is an automatic admission of guilt. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) bathroom  What was the web developer doing in the bathroom? ... Taking a crop. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
seo-expert  An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, inn, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, beer, alcohol... (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) home  There's no place like 127.0.0.1. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) newspaper  We sent a web developer to the store to get The Times newspaper. He came back with The Times New Roman. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) Shopping  Internet Explorer goes shopping. An employee asks, "Do you need help?" Internet Explorer responds, "No. Just browsing."(New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) full-stack  Front end vs Back end. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) spaghetti  Why did the Italian chef fail his web coding class? ... He wrote spaghetti from scratch. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
incognito  How do you know when you're really in incognito mode? ... Your browser turns into a Word document. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) glasses  Why do Java developers wear glasses? ... Because they don't C#. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) table-layout  Why did the web developer leave the restaurant? ... Because of the table layout. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) dates  Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? ... Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) vim  How do you generate a random string? ... Put a web designer in front of VIM and tell him to save and exit. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) tables  An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "Can I join you?" (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
virus  Why did the computer keep sneezing? ... It had a virus! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) homev6  There's no place like ::1. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) java  Knock knock... Who's there?... ... very long pause ... Java! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) java-2  Knock knock... Who's there?... ... very long pause ... Java! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) hobbit  What do you call 8 hobbits?... A hobbyte. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) keyboard  Keyboard not found... Press F1 to continue. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
twins  An SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) sleep  4:04 AM. Sleep not found. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) 1023mb  There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had a gig yet. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) titanic  #titanic { float: none; } (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) chips  How do programmers like their burgers?... With chips. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) terminator  Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?... Because he still loves Vista, baby! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
binary  There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) attack-vectors  Real hacker attack vectors are normalized. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) halloween  What does a computer scientist wear on Halloween?... A bit mask. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) coldness  Why was the computer cold?... It left its Windows open! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) pisa-tower  #pisa-tower { font-style: italic; } (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) home-sweet-home  ::1 sweet ::1 (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
refreshments  How do web developers order for refreshments?... They press F5! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) dinosaurs  COBOL programming class. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) sweet-home  127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) europe  #europe .country { border: none; } (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) home-sweet-home2  ~ sweet ~ (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) ninja  .ninja { visibility: hidden; color: black; } (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
mermaid  Front end vs Back end. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) big-bang  #big-bang::before { content: ""; } (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) internet-explorer  The only thing Internet Explorer is good for is downloading Firefox. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) punch-cards  FORTRAN programming class. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) ceo  The only person awake at 3am. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) ghost  .ghost { color: white; opacity: 0.1; } (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
Ship  Front end vs Back end. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-3am  Programmers are the only people awake at 3am. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) home-hires  There's no place like 127.0.0.1. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) tux-party  Happy 25th Birthday, Linux! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) threads  Knock knock! Race condition. Who's there?! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) mendeleev  .periodic { display: table; } (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
lego  .lego { display: block; } (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) opera  Internet Explorer is one of the slowest tools for downloading Opera. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-baby  We'd like to name him Peter. That names is already taken! Try Peter365 or Peter2016. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-baby-2  We'd like to name him Peter. That names is already taken! Try Peter365 or Peter2016. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-chemistry  .periodic { display: table; } (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) bytes  Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?" The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off." (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
extra-tom-and-jerry  DOM and jQuery. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-baby-3  We'd like to name him James. That names is already taken! Try James365 or James2016. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) hammer  When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) robots-awesome-comic  Two robots meet. The first robot asks, "Are you ill?" The second robot replies, "No, just feeling a bit off." (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) e  2.71828182845904523536028747135266249775724709369995... (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-dom-and-jquery  Tom and Jerry. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
extra-question ascii-ansi extra-pi  3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510... (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) love-story  PS. I love you! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) maddog  UNIX - LIVE FREE OR DIE (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) browser-wars  Only the strong survive. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
hide-and-seek  Programming hide and seek championship. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) christmas-2016  Merry browsery Christmas and Happy browsery New Year 2017! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-holidays-2016  Merry browserful Christmas and Happy browserful New Year 2017! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) after-party  Partying with browsers. Bad idea. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) homev6-2  There's no place like ::1. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-ascii-a-question-comic-joke
extra-peter-pan  Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) titanic-iceberg  #titanic { position: absolute; bottom: 0; } .iceberg { display: block; }. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) viking  What do you call a programmer from Finland?... A Nerdic! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-programming-championship  C++ hide and seek championship. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) eight-bytes  Eight bytes walk into a bar. The barman asks, "Can I get you anything?" The bytes reply, "Yeah, make us a double!" (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) programmer  A machine that turns coffee into code. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
turing  Debugging programs on infinite tapes isn't easy. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-mu  Greek cows say mu! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) winners  LISP programming hide and seek championship. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) nanosecond  Grace Hopper is famous for popularizing how far light travels in 1 nanosecond. If you didn't know, it's exactly 1 foot. Remember, 1 foot is 1 nanosecond. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) chrome  Chrome has become world's hungriest browser. If it sees memory, it eats it.(New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) ie
psychopath  Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-needle-haystack  Program debugging is like finding a needle in the haystack. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) creator  The creator. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) iexploder  Everyone's preferred browser. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-nordic  What do you call a programmer from Sweden?... A Nerdic! (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) building-material  Lisp isn't a language, it's a building material.(New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
extra-grandpa  My grandpa never got to experience the Internet. Not because he was too old, but because he used Internet Explorer. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-debugging  Webapp debugging is the art of extracting the needles from the haystack. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) modern-web-dev  Front End vs Back End. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) hobbit-2  What do you call 8 hobbits?... A hobbyte. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) extra-apple-pie  If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the Universe. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) browser-history-2  An empty Internet browser's history is an automatic admission of guilt. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
extra-parenthesis  Scheme programming hide and seek championship.(New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) alexa-buy-whole-foods-amazon  Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods!" Alexa: "Ok, Jeff, I just added Whole Foods to your card and checked out." New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more! extra-front-end-vs-back-end  Day vs night.(New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) browser-war  The never ending war.(New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) room-404  For web developers room 404 doesn't exist. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) expectation-vs-reality  Starting a startup is always harder than you think. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)
extra-new-project  Expectation vs reality.(New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) needle-stack  Software debugging is like finding the hay in the needle stack.(New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) archimedes  Give me the command line and I shall move the world. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!) great-hackers  What you thought great hackers look like vs. what they really are like. (New cartoons every week! Visit https://comic.browserling.com for more!)